Jamie Funny Status Messages

   for the next 20 minutes the universe revolves around me. Everybody else should step aside. TIA

   NOT overweight. You just get 25% more for FREE!!! Now that's a deal.

   if snoop dog married winnie the pooh...would he then be snoop doggy dog pooh?

   I want to be buried with a Brontosaurus bone, so this way people will think that Dino (Flintstones) buried me...