@Facebook Tha Joka Funny Status Messages

   ONCE UPON A TIME there was a girl & a boy who loved each other then a slut came along & ruined everything. THE END!

   'Man: Will you marry me? Woman: YES!! Man: *Takes out phone* Woman: What are you doing? Man: Updating my Relationship Status on Facebook.'

   Once you have been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again, you have a fear that every person is going to break your heart.@

   If you didn't have bad times, you wouldn't know how to enjoy the good times.