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Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy! 
Good Effort! A Polite way to say "YOU SUCK!"
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out!
As I have gotten older a lot of my opinions have changed, but what hasn't changed is mine are the only ones that matter.
it is really satisfying to know, now that my 2 year old is almost done with diapers, I will probably be the next one that needs them...
thinks that Operation "Gain As Much Weight As Humanly Possible While On Vacation" is right on schedule so far.
without freedom of speech we would never know who the a$$holes are
I'm all out of tea and sympathy. How about some coffee and you f*cking deserved it?
thinks that the inventor of the auto-response phone system should be put to death - but they have to choose their own death from a menu of options.
Just because a path is well traveled does not mean it is the right way.
I really don't think baby steps is an effective way of getting somewhere. For one thing, they fall on their faces half the time.
use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.
Just beheaded my neighbor's snowman and placed it on a stake on his front lawn.
Impossible is just a fancy way of saying, "No on else has figured out a way to do this yet."
Enjoy the little things in life, because one day, you'll look back and realize that they were actually big things.
Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.
You know you're getting older when you start listening to AM talk radio.
Do you remember Sit and Spin? No, not the toy... your early drinking days.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention posted a blog on their website on May 16 , 2011; concerning Zombie Apocalypse preparedness.... ummmmm is there something the Government not telling us ???
Children are the gift that keeps on taking... 