anonymous Funny Status Messages

   women are like parking spots; they're whores and liars!

   thinks you are wasting her time

   Training for the next Olympic games

   now available in widescreen.

   "in your dreams, mind, and closets. and in your beds too."

   Gone with the Wind!

   hacked your Facebook

   pleased to meet you... Hope you guessed my name...

   will be taking cpr and first aid tomorrow. after that, let me know if you need assistance

   has no problem applying Icy Hot to all the sensitive areas.

   wants to add the element of Surprise to the periodic table.

   currently stealing your car stereo, stay on the computer!

   having a conversation on his phone on the bus the other day about his 4 week trip to Mexico. I ended the call, and sneezed! Thats when I noticed the bus was empty!!

   crapping. But then decided to change her status.

   loves the thought of me on you.

   having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not hanging around with Damon The Infidel

   now doing your slut sister

   wants a sham wow

   whistling a merry tune

   thought I saw a puddy cat!