anonymous Funny Status Messages

   logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)

   wondering...if jellyfish eat jellybeans..do they get gas?

   once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   "kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!"

   A Good Source Of Calcium.

   forgot to stop the Q-tip when their was resistence

   the reason for the tear drops on your guitar

   wants you and your beautiful soul

   Trying To Conquer The World

   going around in circles

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   walking away

   to read directions to cook ramen noodles.

   For Sale: 24 pedigree pigeons, call 0161 123 1234 and ask for Tyrone......

   playing a Rusty Trombone

   taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!

   throwing away happy tissues

   "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "