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   messageicon Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 15:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 21:59 by Daniel Comments (0)  


   messageicon haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 17:18 by pailb808 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reason why I check my voice mail... 5% Because I care about my missed calls, 95% to remove that annoying icon.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 14:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:57 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Bin Laden is dead, can I finally bring shampoo on a plane?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:40 by man_9 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:59 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
←Rate | 08-03-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 11:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat.
←Rate | 12-30-2012 15:28 by Ortega Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+
←Rate | 05-01-2013 01:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The left’s attempts to silence ideas they cannot, or will not debate, is a confession of intellectual bankruptcy.
←Rate | 05-09-2022 17:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that if you post an album titled "WeDdInG PhoToS", you are probably too young to be married.
←Rate | 04-16-2010 22:27 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 18:37 by zee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone who says laughter is the best medicine has never had morphine.
←Rate | 11-02-2010 23:11 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 23:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 18:14 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon FACT: The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first Hockey Helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit Laughing.
←Rate | 09-16-2010 20:16 Comments (15)  


   messageicon I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
←Rate | 12-27-2011 20:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  



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