anonymous Funny Status Messages

   thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'

   big in Japan

   and Fabio are now friends.

   with the girl next door

   thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!

   pretending to water the fake plants

   "the kid next door's, imaginary friend"

   having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

   the reason you get up in the morning <3

   not the same in person.

   not even supposed to be here today

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   defying society's law of average.

   lying in my lovers arms...ahhh my arms are soo soft

   I throw a dart at my wall calendar to decide what day it is. Thanks to my bad aim, today is Window.

   If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

   kicking it ol' school

   "an absolute, undoubtable, indescribable vision of awesome. "

   depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

   s house is on fire (mood:calm)