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Life log: It has been 19 days since the playstation has gone down.Everything seems so real. 
Guys don't post stuff like ☆ BEAUTIFUL☆ FATHER☆ AWARD ☆ on eachouther's walls with the whole ˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙ crap after it. We show each other love by posting, "Dude, you're an ass!"
I'm glad won first place at the tournment. But somehow being know as "County Cornhole Champion" doesn't sound all that great.
switched to an electric car but then my electric bill went up......
headed to check my MYSPACE... (crickets chirping)
I am a good listener, just ask my TV.
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James chooses DirecTV over Comcast and Dish Network.
I am the luckiest person in the world. Everyday I get a mail from Yahoo & MSN that I have won a lottery...
One hair on your head is not enough...but one hair in your food is too much.
"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you." "So is a grenade!"
REALLY in the matrix......would I know though?
“Hey. What do I do again?” -- Me greeting my boss every Monday morning.
Sometimes I'd rather be home by myself then have to hang out with my friend's friends.
how can I miss you if you won't go away?
I will always cherish the nice things I assume you are saying about me.
Has The Power To Make you read my status!! :D
the nashnul spelling bee champion
I've never been to Long Island... but I've had their ice tea so many times I feel like they owe me bail money.
it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious!
Many iPhone4 users are irrate that their wireless signal suddenly drops. Steve Jobs said the problem is in the software and recommends that they download the latest version of Apple's iDon'tcare. 