ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   naked and playing twister with the cat .

   "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

   looking out the window and thinking what a lovely looking mushroom cloud

   wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!

   the capital of Montana is not Hannah

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   "checking Facebook while on vacation, what a loser. "

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   approves this message

   thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple coins to the pavement in town and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, the police were watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing UK currency

   got the power

   ti esrever dna 'ʇı dılɟ uʍop ƃuıɥʇ ʎɯ ʇnd ı

   living vicariously through herself.

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "

   Ravage the Wenches, Plunder The Booty

   killing gnomes with sporks.

   won't lower his standards to raise yours

   has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes

   not suitable for minors!