chronic iam Funny Status Messages

   not all women are annoying,,, some are dead

   I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather!! Not screaming in terror like his passengers!:)

   Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..

   How did they know kurt cobain had dandruff... they found his head and shoulders on the floor;)

   "This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,for dog,20 dog,seconds dog," Now read without the word (dog)