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A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!
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10-23-2010 01:28 by
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S.H.I.T.: So Happy It's Thursday.
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11-18-2010 02:04 by
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Sometimes a person has to hit rock bottom to realize how low they can actually go.
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05-16-2010 20:58 by
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Walmart sucks. (The money out of my wallet.)
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04-25-2010 19:34 by
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My liver is so cute when it's all like... "Oh God!!! someone please help me!"
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02-01-2011 23:12 by
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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11-04-2010 22:49 by
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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
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11-19-2010 15:37 by
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It make me happy when I can teach my phone dirty words. T9 b!tch.
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04-22-2010 02:08 by
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Seriously... Something to do before 2010 is over. Come out of the closet. Everyone's got the gaydar on you already. (It will only hurt a little!) ;)
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05-26-2010 00:32 by
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WHOOOAAA!!! I smell the strong stench of "MONDAY" brewing!!
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11-28-2010 18:39 by
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Sometimes I wonder... are Skittles really the color of the rainbow before you open the bag to sunlight?
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09-20-2010 02:37 by
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I won't get angry at you today... I just learned it's "Be kind to Animals Week"!
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03-25-2011 10:31 by
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Best three Kings of all time!! Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.
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04-24-2011 17:24 by
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I'm kinda like pizza - even when I'm bad I'm good!
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04-03-2011 02:06 by
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Did I just use bacon as a verb?
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05-10-2010 20:10 by
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Okay, so celebrities usually die in 3's... So far, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman... who's next?
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05-29-2010 14:28 by
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SHOW your true colors... and let people paint a picture of you.
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04-05-2011 01:24 by
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ROMANTIC IDEA: Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above your bed to spell out a message such as "I Love You" When the lights go down, your message will be revealed!
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11-18-2010 02:00 by
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