ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   running around robbing banks all wacked on the scooby snacks..!!

   Viagra has instructions, keep away from children - what kind of man do you think I am?

   M.I.L.F. Man, I Love Funyuns!

   s eating out.... At home. ;-)

   would give his right arm to be ambidexious

   a pocket full of sunshine.

   still sore from dropping the soap

   me? addicted to facebook? naah... (why isnt anybody commenting on this status!!! I'm waiting for the red number to pop up)...

   "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." -- Randy Pausch

   two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights make an airplane!

   an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

   aware of how pathetic you actually are!

   went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

   surrounded by incompetence.

   under your bed

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

   For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!

   printing off a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills

   your perfect drug