ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   feeling strangely happy.

   not smarter than a 5th grader :(

   silently judging you.

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   the limit of the variable approaching perfection.

   Just a teenage dirtbag baby!

   seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.

   not happy after losing a game of basketball to a japanese hooker

   a monkey in the time of chimpazees

   trolling the bingo hall for cougars

   gonna do stuff to you that will make the neighbors want to move!

   an over stock of duck sausage, why don't you come duck down and get you some.

   that babies are a form of STD's

   asking those who believe in psychokinesis to raise his hand.

   not completelly useless,she can be used as a bad example

   When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

   sittin in physics class reading all these

   my own little world, but its ok - they know me here

   playing guitar with her private parts

   never killed a man that didn't need killing.