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Canadian cattle can now legally graze on cannabis plants. The steaks have never been higher. 
Will I be able to enjoy A Star is Born if I haven't seen the other Bourne movies?
Scotland's in the middle of a couple's breakup and trying to figure out who they're still supposed to be friends with.
I really don't think it's right to support hate, violence and murder just because it suits your agenda.
Assuming one is against the police when they're against police brutality is like assuming one is anti-parent when they're against child abuse.
Skip the next 20 pages, nothing worth stealing.
For some reason the "Samsung Galaxy Note 7" has become the preferred phone of terrorists.
Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball.
Thanks to the Super Bowl, I use Roman Numeral's at least once a year. Still more than I use algebra.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but most of you here, just gargled.
I made a Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sandwich for breakfast. I left off the lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise and bread.
My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.
Neighbor’s rooster hacks & crows like he’s been a lifelong smoker
I’m like a cupcake: I’m short, round, mostly sweet and not everyone likes me.
I have no clue what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk towards automatic doors, and if my face hits the glass I turn around and go home.
I can’t wait for Halloween. I have been practicing all year.
It's no longer 5:00 somewhere. It's 2020 everywhere. Drink whenever the hell you want.
Chewing sugarless gum instead of brushing your teeth is the dry shampoo of dental care
I just saw 9 homeless people giving each other flu shots under the overpass. What a caring community we live in.
I’m much smarter than my dating history would lead you to believe. 