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.All sexy women should be seen in 3-D...That's my apartment # 3 - D . 
Randon thots by KG: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Just because you a ten cent hoe don't make you a dime piece
Looking forward to the royal divorce.
You can't buy happiness but you can buy icecream which is kind of the same thing!
Those people with central air conditioning think they are sssssoooooo cool.
It doesn't matter what other people think, as long as you know the truth then that's all that matters
Every time a car passes by me with an old matress strapped down to the top, I often wonder if there is that little possibilty that a prostitue could be making a house call!
now that oprah is gone, Can we put daily football on?
Made up words that people use to sound smart: Supposably, Irregardless, Exspecially
You know what it means now that Mr. Potato Head has been made gender neutral? Yep. No more Tater Tots.
Future Job For Kellyanne Conway: Starbucks Barrista.
A girls r like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise,you know it's up to something.
"Do they know it's christmas time at all?" Yeah they should. They made most of the presents.
Every womans' dream is a nice big wedding. Every mans' nightmare is a nice big wedding
just had my LEFT side removed. I'm all RIGHT now
Patience is the ability to let your light shine after your fuse has blown
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
What's better???????.... A hot woman drinking more than you or that same woman buying you drinks?
remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.. 