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Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today. 
An illiterate man is a dead man walking.
The opening sequence in The Lion King, but me lifting my first beer after work.
If you insist on doing an April Fool's rib today, at least make a child cry.
I'm killing drinks like it's the alcoholocaust.
Kermit the frog puppets sales are up......but that's none of my business tho!
"I Love You just the Way You Are" is the best compliment ever.
Great canned tuna fish recipe: 1-Open can of tuna fish 2-Sit can on floor 3-Yell; kitty, kitty, kitty. 4: Now, go order a pizza.
If you want to get into a race debate, OK, I'll start one.... Why is Tony Stewart allowed back in NASCAR?
I was meditating this morning....ok, actually I was sitting on the toilet scrolling through Facebook on my phone...but, it still counts.
BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....
I wish my grass was EMO so it would cut itself
It's funny how when funky smellin powder is sent thru the mail anonomously Homeland Security is all over that sh*t. But when the same kind of funky smellin powder fills the air everytime Hef takes off his daiper at the Playboy Mansion no one gives a sh*t.
"Everybody loves metal music, or if they don't, they should, or will eventually." - Metal Musicians
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.
well done liverpool fc for knocking manchester united out the FA CUP
what do gay horses eat?.................HaaaaAAAAAaaayyyyyy
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Halloween: The one day of the year where paedophiles get home delivery.
Facebook is dumb They have the Poke thing wrong. Guys should have the Poke button, and girls should have a Spread button. 