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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! 
Who the fnck do you think you are and why are you breathing?!!
"1..2..3.. SMILE!"...... "Did you take it yet?" "Damn, it's on video!"
u don't have to be 15 to be fat & a loser . . . you can be ur age fat & a loser . . . which means i'm probably right . . . just sayin :)
been drinking since, wait... WHO STOLD MY WATCH???
had a Black Out last night .........she was a very lovely girl so I asked her out again for next weekend
White folks are so comfortable with rap music nowadays that we gonn start seein' fanny packs that say "Thug Life".
Disrespect: Giving someone half the peace sign without suggesting they are number one
...Singer Morrisey says Chinese are a “subspecies.” Sorry I'd write more but there's a subspecies at my door with my dinner
I was thinkin bout her, thinkin bout me, what we gonna be? open my eyes, yeah... it was only just a dreammmmmmmmm .....
maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land, where Maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, ya Jackwagon!! ...... tissue? ...... crybaby
got bored with the eclipse and watched Lord of the G-strings instead.
courtesy just isn't that common anymore. That and decent customer service.
its a beautiful day in Mr. rodgers neighborhood.. .
thank you for keeping me sober facebook....you are another source of support and you dont have any idea...i check in with friends and it keeps me busy...thank you
Just walked in the shower with my socks on....AGAIN
as I once heard from a Scottsman "Well Oil Beef Hooked"!
I will not listen to people who burst my bubble because they are always negative. But I will listen to people who I know have my best interests at heart even if they burst my bubble.
can't stand people who say "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ 