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& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over. 
Do personal massagers that don't work end up on the Island of Misfit Sex Toys?
I was watching Rudolf the other day and I have to call shenanigans, half way through it I realized reindeer can't talk!! Fooled again!
I'm just like Rebecca Black...it takes me until Friday to decide whether I'm sitting in the front or back seat.
Had a good scare tonight, thought I was experiencing tunnel vision,. Until I looked in the rear view mirror and I realized was wearing my hoodie... "whew"
Why don't people throw all of their paperwork up in the air when they're frustrated, like they used to do in 80s movies? It feels great.
I'd actually be more excited to see an image of a grilled-cheese sandwich appear on a grilled-cheese sandwich.
America's favorite neighbor isn't Applebee's. It's the neighbor I just met whose garage door code is the same as his ATM Pin (3-5-9-8).
When I am home alone and I hear a noise, I freeze and listen.
AOL puts Sandusky news on their sports page. Molestation is physical but it's not technically a sport is it?
to all my haterz...I hope you step on a lego.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. Yeah that'll teach 'em to not mess with you.
The other day I was trying to think of Cris Brown's biggest hit....That's when I realized it was Rihanna!
If I can give some advice to the gentleman, you can say you love her but actions speak louder than words. Females have had guys talk and talk, and the actions dont match up. If you wanna prove you are not like the rest, act like it. Dont just say it.
The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar.
I have friends that my mom hates. I love those friends the most.
I have friends that my wife hates. I love those friends the most.
I will stop drinking when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water. Get the hint?
If G0d is all-seeing, why doesn't He ever say, "Hey humans, you look nice today." Is an occasional compliment too much to ask?
Sorry, Rick Santorum, but you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term... 