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Camping is the answer. Who cares what the question is. 
Just realized that since Leia is technically a princess and Kylo Ren is her son and Star Wars is owned by Disney....Kylo Ren is literally a Disney prince.
Question -- Is blowing your HR rep considered to be an ethics violation?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex Mix is not how I planned on starting my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents house playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool.
A new study found that the way someone sneezes can say a lot about a person. For example, if they hold their sneeze in, they’re humble. If they cover it, they’re respectful. And if they just sneeze into the air, they’re standing next to you at Golde
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
You say mystery bruise, I say you're going to enjoy prison for a very long time.
Hey dude, Did you know your refrigerator running?... Yeah,, Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates
Pro Tip: The gorillas at the Cincinnati zoo do not offer babysitting services without being shot by the zoo staff.
Juice Cleanse Update: I just ate my cat.
People compare the super bowl to the daytona 500, thats BS people dont watch the race at home for the comericals...
So in bed last night he says "let's have another one...". I wonder what story he is giving his co - workers today on how he got that black eye?
Do you know what it feels like to become insane? It's a war between being told who you are and knowing who you are... Which do you think wins?
Our government are sounding more and more like a GEICO commerical.
"Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen is playing on the radio.....brings back memories of my kick ball days in elementary school, I was a beast.....I coulda been a contender!.
Thought I put my finger on something good, but its snot.
hitting balls into the field of dreams...
Life is not about what you wanna do, it's about what you can do...
We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi! 