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It's so sad how some people only see the world as something to put on a resume or college application. 
Only had about 4 hours of sleep last night, that should be good right? It is not like I am going to fall asleep on my keyboar
Carlos Santana just announced his song "You've got to change your evil ways" is blaring at Gadaffi's grave.
I was gonna get something done... Then I logged in
I would take Eddie Money's second ticket to paradise, then hope we're not seated together.
I'm hungry, but there's a repair guy here and I don't feel comfortable eating. Suffering is funny until it happens to you.
As a driver, I hate pedestrians... as a pedestrian, I hate cars... WTF I'm walking here!
If my life ever flashes before my eyes, it will just be me sitting around crying.
If I have ever hurt you, angered you or offended you in any way... then Mission Fuccomplished, ain't it?
Google's self-driving car... 200,000 test miles, countless hours and dollars spent, and where is the first place the blind man drives himself.... Taco Bell!
Team Edward, Team Jacob, & Team Hey Kid Read Some Anne Rice Already.
Its a damn pity that when someone says, "Imma get mine," usually they're not talking about a diploma.
I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught...
My tweets are only motivational if your motive is to become an a$$hole.
Satisfying your ego is not a easy job, you may get pleasure for a time but loneliness for lifetime
Most priceless thing in my life??? My insanity...it makes everything ok :-)
What the f needed cutting so urgently that people were running with scissors in the first place?
I'm not even really looking for a sex partner, just a sex collaborator would be nice.
That moment when you're having a somewhat serious text with someone and "anything" comes out as "anyTHONG"........damn you, touchscreen.
Then just repost it! Don't put your name Like you are funny or something! 