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Kanye West knew it was love at first sight the moment gazed deeply into Kim Kardashian's big brown mirrored sunglasses. 
If by cold,, you mean my freezer is keeping things WARMER than the outside air temps,,, then yes it's cold...
users please proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Awe poor Justin Bieber, I'll think about you whenever I push a hemorrhoid back in.
Stalking: contacting, or attempting to contact, a person by any means.
you ever noticed flies bother you when you don't have a flyswatter? and then you get the flyswatter and then there's none to be seen? Wth!?!
hears Gold dropped 104.00 per ounce today...let's start working on the economic bail-out package for Mr. T.
Sometimes you can take things too far with the wrong person. I'm the wrong person
My hats off to all the guys who only have AM radio in their work trucks...yeah I'm listening to Merle Haggard also!
Washing nylons in the sink makes me feel like the grown up lady I pictured when I was little
Ladies: Having a male friend is a lot like having a pet tiger. Sure its fun in theory, but you're always waiting for the day it turns on you.
I stick to the script, I memorize the lines Cause life is a movie that I've seen too many times
Ladies: Never make an important decision while you're on your period.
That annoying feeling you get when you're dying to talk to someone, but your pride won't allow you to text them first.
In the news today: Prince Harry is dating his cousin!! I also would be dammned first before I let anyone else date my cousin if she was that good looking.
i think I am going to go plank on my couch...i'll upload pics later
Dont Drink and Drive....Drink and call AAA and say "my car is Fooked up just tow it to my house"
The hardest part about going to Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting that you don't have a problem...
Don't feel bad, alot of people don't have talent either
The wagon of love breaks down under the weight of baggage from the past. 