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Waking the Dead. One letter away from being the most controversial show on TV. 
- Thankfull its only blood. Thought I was a tomato!!!
☃ 66 ℉ in my home and ☀ 89 ℉ out side my door...Hmmmm Think I will stay on this side of the door today... ヅ
love me or hate me either way your still.thinking about me
You don't get to be both a Nazi and a proud American. We literally had a war about this. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
Where's the civil war you morons promised? I'm waiting...
Gee, I wonder what idiot hired a guy who had to be “terminated in 11 days from a position he was totally in capable of handling.” What kind of moron gives people government jobs that they have no skill set to handle?
Every liquor store should sell lemons, limes, and oranges!!
Hi, my name is Kim, and I am an LOL addict. I have finally hit rock bottom and am ready for treatment. LOL
I'd give Natalie Portman the bone but she'd have to eat a few cheeseburgers first.
Dear Kim Kardashian.... Paris Hilton sings better than you!
i wonder how mant people us FaceBook to establish an "Alibi"?!?!? Hmmm , off to work!!
You know you're drunk when you're at the bar. And everytime you're trying to find the bathroom feels like the first time you tried to find the bathroom
You are proudly invited to my BBQ party on the 4th where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependance of alcohol on independence day!
Guys, she makes you guess what's wrong, so you unknowingly give her other sh!t to be mad about too.
You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be used as a flotation device.
It's pretty cowardly to put a ding in someone's car door without at least leaving a note scratched into the paint, such as, "LOL! -->"
They say Hard times don't last forever...So someone might wanna tell Hard times that :/
5.Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. 