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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Yes Southwest Airlines, I wanna get away!
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
too hungry to sleep and too tired to eat
Greek philosophers had some gangster names.
Every hard boiled egg is yellow inside.
Kid, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Know what I love???? Free handguns and Hard liquor night at the ball park!!! Ton's of fun!
Ever since it all chaged ... it just hasn't been the same
Bruno Mars told me, "If perfect is what you're searching for then just stay the same."
hates Know-It-Alls, because if you really knew it all, you would know I think you a shmuck!
not bothered by that fact that knowone understands him, its the reality that most of the time he doesnt understand himself; thats what scares him.
as my part of breast cancer awareness I will be giving "free mammograms"...
playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.~
Now With Extra Pulp, Squeezed Fresh For Your Statusfaction.
trying to apply for a Unicorn Hunting License for the state of Nebraska....but I guess they were out..........................
trying to eat the soup using a fork...
I just shouted at a guy driving aSmartCar..... and I think I totaled it.
During a fight with your wife tell her you're bored 