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singing to the dark through open eyes 
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it just me or do TSA Agents remind you of Far Side characters?
Yeah, come on over we're just pre-gaming for the grocery store.
I learned to cuss from Too Short.
Now that I've stopped drinking I don't have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.
Bomb Disposal Slogan: All's well as long as it's ticking.
must be destined to be a nomad... nobody can live with me. i'd rather be a gypsy...then, I could go around making people thinner...or dead.
ill show my neighbor where to stick his subwoofer, bass or whatever he has...ill turn the volume up all the way this time
“Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most
$1200 for a redbone hound pup....fn puppy pimps!!!
The real meanings of Facebook event RSVP's yes= most likely going but might bail last second, No= your lame why would I go somewhere with you, maybe= I'm not going but I'm too much of a pu$$ to say no.
Remember that good decisions rarely make for good stories.
They say that life's a dream… well call this insomnia
Remember Billy Gilman? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Allison Krauss the whole time.
where's my invisibility cape?? I wanna stay till the end!
''Its difficult not to judge urself by someone else's reaction''
Maybe now is a good time to change my religious views to very religious, just in case.
i guess if you got the last name weiner, you better advertise it!
Pride Weekend? You know that you have hit it big when you get a song for a whole weekend. Way to go U2 