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spending to much time thinking about what this status should be 
Whenever you fall, pick something up.
feels like a Autobot in a world of Decepticons
caught the creepy crotch cridders
Who needs a toaster when you have an iron?
treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot.
im good at keeping secrets just ask the guy who still wets his bed ..........DAMIT
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about
Im the kinda human wreckage that you love
wondering why he/she is talking in 3rd person, hmmm he/she is still thinking
looking for a large, orange orb that gives off light, warmth and occasional melanoma. Last seen 7 days ago. Goes by the nickname "sunny." Call 1-800-FREEZING if found.
dropped my car off for an ice cream paint job, but they messed up and got it CLEAN on the inside and CREAM on the outside. Idiots.
wondering if ghosts only speak/understand english?
I made a promise to myself years ago. that as I begin to age considerably...I will keep with me some semblance of fashion. Never when wearing shorts, will I sport black socks and dress shoes..I will try to keep my trousers up to a reasonable height...wh
WOMAN: A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man's hard earned money.
Friendly Reminder to all: Is "Poke" a Blonde Week! poke ur favorite blonde, or all!
attempting to work the word "Flagrant" in to my conversations this afternoon as I just like saying it!
would be a hoarder but I cant find my wallet
When Bella's Aunt Flo comes to visit, does she have to double up on her feminine protection to keep Eddie from biting her? 