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   messageicon your just pissed because its NOT ILLEGAL TO BE WHITE...YET
←Rate | 02-02-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hopes Rush Limbaugh remembers to squeeze his fat a*s aboard Oxycontin Airlines and leave the country like he promised, now that health care legislation has been signed into law.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon living on the magic island of awesome
←Rate | 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon is a practicable way to derive an attitude of altitude & probity by which to abide or maybe a theophany of flaming creosote in disguise...
←Rate | 03-02-2009 21:32 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day is Fat Tuesday for me because I'm Fat =(
←Rate | 02-16-2010 18:53 by Vito Comments (0)  


   messageicon WebMD needs to add the question “Have you eaten Taco Bell today?” when asking about stomach-related symptoms
←Rate | 04-02-2025 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spring is here. I'm so excited, I wet my plants.
←Rate | 05-02-2023 08:29 by TyC Comments (0)  


   messageicon known to cause cancer in the state of California
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm long, and I'm strong. And I'm down to get the friction on.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
←Rate | 03-08-2010 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend has a cracking body. .... I think it's eczema.
←Rate | 03-27-2010 16:11 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your happy and you know it click you "like".........
←Rate | 08-12-2010 01:56 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sly Pakistani guy try to fly sky high to Dubai. We deny. Bye, bye!
←Rate | 05-04-2010 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NRA finally said how to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun. It involves pigmentation.
←Rate | 07-17-2016 20:34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If only he took the Coronavirus as serious as he did with windmill cancer.
←Rate | 04-12-2020 19:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice when Obama was president, spring always came on time? Just saying......
←Rate | 04-09-2018 18:24 Comments (5)  


   messageicon i love updating my status while dri
←Rate | 06-20-2012 16:08 by C Comments (0)  


   messageicon God created sex. Priests created marriage
←Rate | 01-07-2012 15:39 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon ↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← my friends are awesome →→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘
←Rate | 10-23-2011 23:57 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like potatoes if you eat them they die
←Rate | 08-30-2011 01:09 by Kian Comments (0)  



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