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your just pissed because its NOT ILLEGAL TO BE WHITE...YET
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02-02-2010 22:13
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hopes Rush Limbaugh remembers to squeeze his fat a*s aboard Oxycontin Airlines and leave the country like he promised, now that health care legislation has been signed into law.
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03-24-2010 09:57
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living on the magic island of awesome
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05-19-2008 18:15
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is a practicable way to derive an attitude of altitude & probity by which to abide or maybe a theophany of flaming creosote in disguise...
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03-02-2009 21:32 by
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Every day is Fat Tuesday for me because I'm Fat =(
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02-16-2010 18:53 by
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WebMD needs to add the question “Have you eaten Taco Bell today?” when asking about stomach-related symptoms
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04-02-2025 08:31
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Spring is here. I'm so excited, I wet my plants.
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05-02-2023 08:29 by
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known to cause cancer in the state of California
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10-11-2007 01:01 by
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I'm long, and I'm strong. And I'm down to get the friction on.
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11-20-2010 07:43
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if you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
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03-08-2010 13:45
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My girlfriend has a cracking body. .... I think it's eczema.
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03-27-2010 16:11 by
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if your happy and you know it click you "like".........
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08-12-2010 01:56 by
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Sly Pakistani guy try to fly sky high to Dubai. We deny. Bye, bye!
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05-04-2010 19:16
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The NRA finally said how to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun. It involves pigmentation.
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07-17-2016 20:34
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If only he took the Coronavirus as serious as he did with windmill cancer.
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04-12-2020 19:15
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Notice when Obama was president, spring always came on time? Just saying......
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04-09-2018 18:24
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i love updating my status while dri
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06-20-2012 16:08 by
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God created sex. Priests created marriage
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01-07-2012 15:39 by
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↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← my friends are awesome →→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘
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10-23-2011 23:57 by
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Friends are like potatoes if you eat them they die
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08-30-2011 01:09 by
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