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   messageicon Labor Day marks the beginning of the NFL and college football seasons. Nascar holds the Southern 500. Labor Day marks the last days of Summer. In 2010, the Holiday was cancelled because too many people couldn't remember what it meant to have a job :)
←Rate | 09-04-2010 10:42 by Bill frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon some times the same way a guy does not cherish a good girl a girl does not cherish a good guy.
←Rate | 09-07-2010 21:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and THAT is how the firecracker got in my pants doctor
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon busier than Mr. Jackson at a daycare!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the sex was good...even though the neigbours stopped earlier than usual.
←Rate | 05-27-2009 12:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon should not be taken if you take nitrates for chest pain as he may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure
←Rate | 08-17-2009 23:49 by Etdefender | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:29 by 8) Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hold on to your shovels, its going to be a long winter!!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just came back home and found Santa in his mouse trap... My cheese was all gone, but at least the milk and cookies were safe.
←Rate | 01-09-2010 10:04 by k13pto Comments (0)  


   messageicon Should've Driven to New York in my Toyota to see Puxotony Phil
←Rate | 02-02-2010 23:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon doing research to come up with a vaccine for stupidity. Please donate accordingly.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 20:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's subliminal message is . . .
←Rate | 06-29-2010 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Mellencamp was a visionary because he knew that Cougar in 2010 would have a very different meaning
←Rate | 07-18-2010 11:00 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon more nervous than a ceiling fan salesman with a toupe.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone ever looked at a Jeopardy contestant and said to yourself, "Hey, I bet that person would be fun to hangout with."
←Rate | 08-01-2010 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Realized there is a fine line between a true friend and a fake, two faced back stabber who cares only about his/her self.
←Rate | 08-14-2010 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sugar daddy: Like a genie - he may be a little old, but if a girl rubs his lamp, he'll grant her wishes.
←Rate | 08-17-2010 23:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The early bird may get the worm.... But the second mouse gets the cheese....
←Rate | 08-19-2010 23:39 by AmberB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to learn the Vietnamese language so I can sit here and understand the ladies doing pedicures. Between their tone and their giggles, I know they're talking Sh*t!!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 20:13 by CJ Comments (0)  



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