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on double secret probation through the end of the year! 
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
living each day as if it were his last: The cashier at Krispy Kreame knows him by name.
Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(
trying to decide if I has an attitude problem today, or not.
's mum wouldn't buy the excuse, so he/she offered it to her at half price!
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting
My Girlfriend says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
sittin at a bar on the inside, waitin for his ride on the outside
tall, dark and handsome
glad that Archie hooked up with Veronica..my line is clear for Betty now
accentuating the best and capitalizing the rest....
a bank is a place where you can lend money if you can prove you don't need it.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life....
what the hell.......what is that following me? Oh thats the money I could be saying. *que music*
amazed that my 2 yr old can open more "child proof" things than I can... :S
I don't want a happy ending... that implies something has to end..I want a fantastic right now! !! Oh, but wait. I've heard happy endings can be good!! I need to check into that!
says:" the world is a crazy place!"
"SANE peoples are always INSANE for others."
leather good's maker Louis Vuitton rejecting Lindsay Lohan's request for logo embroidered muzzle ; whips & fanny pack 