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What does a 90 year old virgin's pussa taste like,,,,,Depends 
I can tell within 19 seconds of meeting you if our sex is going to be consensual or not..
...... Congrats to Mr Baumgartner for breaking the sound barrier!!!! He's very lucky that the records were the only things that were broken!!!!
My new girlfriend is a cagefighter. They all are, for the first day or two.
Yo mama is so fat even her pictures are heavy.
Men: 99% of the women you will meet take antidepressants. Just accept the fact.
I knew someone would have to do it but I didn't know it would be someone so famous! Amy Winehouse had to take her own life just so people on fbook would talk about something other than the weather! You all are to blame for this!!
True fact of the day: On March 13, 1781 Uranus was discovered ........ ha ha Uranus
I like my men, like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
125 shot of nitrous is like a hot chick with STD's.... You know you wanna hit it but your afraid of the consequences!
Girl scout cookies just came, no time for Facebook!
I like how Facebook tells me I found these friends using their friend finder. um no I found these friends before I had hair on my balls back when I could have been rich had I thought of Facebook
“When it Absowutewy, Positivewy has to be thewe ovewnight." ~ FuddEx
Today I realised that I am spending too much time chatting... someone told me a really funny joke... and I almost said LOL instead of laughing!
Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!
USA has confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden. See what they're capable of when the Playstation Network is down?!
If my bosses don't come through soon with an iPhone, iPod, iTouch, and iPad to elevate my job-based technology access, then I'll be giving them a spanking new iQuit.
55 years ago tonight, Bela Lugosi died. He was the orignal Dracula, who thinks Bela from Twilight was named after him?
"I lost my phone." "Where did you put it last?" "If I known where I put it last, I wouldn't be here saying I lost my phone, dumba$$
If I ever go on "Wheel of Fortune," I'm going to buy all the vowels, then give them to poor kids in Africa
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