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Knock knock. Who's there? Weekend! Weekend who? 'We can end' working for a couple of days thank you very much!!! 
Rose are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
KIϟϟ+ACϟDC=greatest bands of all time
President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....
Remember, if you don't sin Jesus died for nothing
USA lost many lives on 9-11-01 and Japan lost many lives on 3-10-11. Add the dates together and you get 12-21-12.
if a fat girl falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it ...... do the trees laugh?
find the gay person: ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ can't do it can you? it's cause their humans too.. stop hating, you look pathetic
I don't deliver to Trailer Parks. If your house is on wheels, you must have done something wrong. - SANTA CLAUS
The 5th of May. It's the only day Californians don't wake up to the sound of leaf blowers. 23 hours ago Comment Like
Feel bad for blind people. I mean, seriously, how do you know when to stop wiping?
Tump haters are haters of all true Americans. Elitist, cosmopolitan, pompous jerks. Get a job and get a life.
Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
To my Atheist friends: Who do you thank now that's Friday?
Kid: How come dinosaurs are extinct? Me: Because Noah put two gay dinosaurs on his ark.
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!!
The Bachelor is the show that answers the question "How much wine do you have to drink until you think the guy making out with twenty different women would make a good husband?
I'm guessing God had to change his password when the Mayan hacked his account and found out about 2012.
wants to be adopted by Madonna too
If women ruled the world there would be no wars.Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other. 