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Q: Are you tired of this sillyass Q & A game everyone is doing? A: Yes I wish that they would $hit and fall back in it.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers,why are they still working??
I've just been given a six month suspension from football. I caught an opponent with a tackle and broke both his legs... I admit the tackle was a bit late, he was getting into his car at the time.
X says Karma is like 69.....you get what you give....:)
Really needs a nap, I guess I will pop "Eat, Pray, Love" back in the blu-ray, should be out in seconds!
making home made dynamite is so much fun
finds it quite ironic how "Lame-O" is ironically probalby the lamest insult ever invented.
''Viva La Rasa''..what the hell have I just said!
whats the main difference between a vacuum cleaner and a harley davidson? The position of the dirtbag
If I was a pirate, instead of having a stupid hook for one hand, I'd upgrade to some cooler attachments, like a blender, maybe a small cannon, some hedge trimmers etc.
law of averages:The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
hideing from "knuckles" the bookie, damn you Sugar Shane!
"Facebook Needs a "Fu*k Off" Button...!" :)
I wonder what Lebrons puppet is doing right now?
I have a structured settlement and I need status updates NOW!!! ok that was stupid.. I admit it... :P
not illiterate...my parents were married!
enjoying deleting friends on Father's Day. I'm pretending I'm disowning my children.
Susan Boyle sings: "Wild Horses couldn't drag me away."Maybe not, but it looks like they gave it a f**king good go, eh Susan?
How can anyone have 99 problems? I have about 3, maybe 4 max. 