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How is the show "Deadliest Catch" not about AIDS? 
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
Give a white girl a fish and she'll freak out because fish are gross. Teach a white girl to fish and she'll be like "but I want Starbucks"
That akward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
Eating p*ssy is like driving a car, got to be careful or you'll hit the a**hole ahead of you.
A cancer patient only has one wish, to get better. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honour of someone who died, or is fighting cancer please post this for at least one hour.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Religion - the undeniably moronic belief that ancient horticulturists and sheep farmers knew more about the origins and workings of our universe than modern-day man could ever, even with all his scientific advancements.
BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong Un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: Obama causing problems with North Korea
Donate an organ and give your heart to Jesus
One thing's for sure: Palin did not have brain implants!!
Guns don’t kill people, George Zimmerman kills people!
Man, good thing the Obama family got that dog. I'm pretty sure Sasha and Malia were tired of throwing frisbees at Joe Biden.
Press Like for Blackberry & Dislike for Iphone
taking over the world
This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"'s you up like a "G" :)
I HATE BEING BI-POLAR....IT'S AWESOME!!!
Got called "shallow" recently because I said I wasnt really into "plus size" women... received the classic quote, "its not what's on the outside, it's what's inside their heart that counts." yeah, too bad their heart is the size of a Canned Ham.
BREAKING NEWS: Fox News blames Obama for the earthquake. Also for herpes, World War 1 and "All My Children" getting cancelled. 