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I tried the Facebook Friend Finder and it showed me all the people who deleted me, I think its a tad bit faulty or should be renamed! 
thinks it's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
If the world really was going to end in 2012, the bankers would find some way to "stall" it....they ain't going to let people get away with not paying their 25 year mortgages.
If your password is "password" then that is not the only thing I know about you.
What could be worse than being a "people of walmart?" Getting busted taking a picture of one. Damn flash!
Not to doubt the power of fortune cookies, but I think a better fortune would of been you are about to choke on this cookie
If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.
The Guinness in the refrigerator is calling my name with a drunken slur.
the guy changing my oil this morning said he had earrings just like mine. LOL
Driving school wouldn't be so bad if cops started giving tickets to all the hot girls they pull over.
the other white meat.
saved a lot of money by switching to NO car insurance
Cider (Apple), Vodka (Potato), Wine (Grape), Perry (Pear), Archers (Peach), Malibu (coconut). I never realised Just how much fun your 5 a day could be.
just when the caterpillar thought the world was going great....its cocoon cracked
one of your 5 a day
possibly doing something illegal right now.
loves the jobs you hate!!!!
says, "the sun can kiss the moon goodbye, a flower can kiss a butterfly, wine can kiss a frosted glass, and you, my friend, can kiss my ass!"
out of order! Thanks, Management
How to lose weight....eat stuff you hate !! 