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Bill O'Reilly has a good point. I mean, without slavery, some of those people could have ended working for a monster like Bill O'Reilly. 
Spoiler Alert!!! If you're reading this, you're a huge part of the problem.
Did you know that women named Laverne can give you a blow job with or without teeth.
Finally joined Tinder 'cause I've always wanted to date a white girl named Jazz.
[Ship Sinking] Captain:We're short on boats, so women & children first... *Guy rubs chin *coughs* I identify as a woman.... Men echo:I'm a woman too!
It's not called looting under this administration. . .we are calling it revenge shopping
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
OK ...... Somebody wake up the guy from Green Day ..... September just ended .....
A coworker stopped by to inform me she had lost 30 pounds. As I watched her walk away I realize I had just found the 30 pounds.
I got a call from a guy who said that I should stock up on water, batteries, canned goods, candles and a generator. I said, "Done, thank you. I'm ready for Hurricane Isaias." He said, "No, this is your financial advisor."
Well, Dwayne Johnson has COVID. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.
Men must have ex 22 times a month in order to not be a risk of prostate problems
Twisted Tea is the new Can of Whoop-ass.
When this pandemic is over, I’m going to French kiss every escalator handrail at the mall
It snowed in Texas for the first time ever. That's cold.
My wife and I broke because of my gambling...... I hit the lottery and left her.
To the person who stole my diet pills, you have nothing to gain.
[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?
Having a bad day?? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and your the only one with an ass!
I can't believe that Ariana and Pete broke up! And also that worldwide climate catastrophe is imminent! 