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   messageicon Obama slogan went from " Yes We Can" to " Thought We Could".
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:20 by ILL Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all know Obama isn't a natural born citizen, but did they have to send the obnoxious guy with the ferret on his head to tackle this issue?
←Rate | 04-28-2011 00:23 by silho uette Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come when old people get free health care it is called something nice like medicare, but when everybody gets it they call it communism?
←Rate | 03-22-2010 15:12 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Happy Earth Day. Please keep it clean. After all.... it's not Uranus!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2013 15:05 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arkansas just passed a law allowing people to caring guns in church. If you need a gun in church, I don't even want to hear what you believe in for a God.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 14:57 by K-Mac Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Mario, I wested my childhood just to save your Girlfriend!
←Rate | 05-14-2011 14:44 by VisHaL Comments (0)  


   messageicon #ThatMomentOfPanic when they realized he was really the son of God
←Rate | 10-10-2011 19:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)
←Rate | 07-12-2011 09:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if a bra is called an over the sholder bolder holder then what is mens underwear under the but nut hut?
←Rate | 07-22-2011 20:39 by :) Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the person who said "God didnt put tattoos" on Amy Winehouse, God didnt make haircolor either, but Ms Clairol isnt going to hell. Ignorant moron.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 09:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon our economy has Dow Syndrome
←Rate | 08-04-2011 16:36 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her
←Rate | 08-15-2011 05:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!
←Rate | 08-26-2011 15:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This year when I set my clock back, I'm setting it back to 1776. Back when the USA had balls and females didnt
←Rate | 10-07-2021 16:09 by Dynamos83 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard the black box was found. Oprah spread her legs for Dr. Phil.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 11:49 by Anonymous Of Course Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..believes so strongly in reincarnation that she's written a will and left everything to herself..
←Rate | 11-09-2009 15:13 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to close my eyes when I'm kissing a girl...That way the pepper spray doesn't get into my eyes.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 09:21 by SKoop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like how Movies will warn you "May not be suitable for all audiences". But what they really need is a "May not be suitable to watch with people who constantly ask questions about movies" rating.
←Rate | 09-15-2015 16:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loyal chicks are crazy, annoying, jealous, psycho & obsessive. But they make the best girlfriends, so y'all gotta deal with it.
←Rate | 11-04-2015 15:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever wanted to post something but just didn't know what to say so you just didn't post anything
←Rate | 12-28-2015 17:39 Comments (0)  



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