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Obama slogan went from " Yes We Can" to " Thought We Could". 
We all know Obama isn't a natural born citizen, but did they have to send the obnoxious guy with the ferret on his head to tackle this issue?
How come when old people get free health care it is called something nice like medicare, but when everybody gets it they call it communism?
Happy Earth Day. Please keep it clean. After all.... it's not Uranus!!!
Arkansas just passed a law allowing people to caring guns in church. If you need a gun in church, I don't even want to hear what you believe in for a God.
Dear Mario, I wested my childhood just to save your Girlfriend!
#ThatMomentOfPanic when they realized he was really the son of God
Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)
wondering if a bra is called an over the sholder bolder holder then what is mens underwear under the but nut hut?
To the person who said "God didnt put tattoos" on Amy Winehouse, God didnt make haircolor either, but Ms Clairol isnt going to hell. Ignorant moron.
our economy has Dow Syndrome
Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her
i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!
This year when I set my clock back, I'm setting it back to 1776. Back when the USA had balls and females didnt
I heard the black box was found. Oprah spread her legs for Dr. Phil.
..believes so strongly in reincarnation that she's written a will and left everything to herself..
I like to close my eyes when I'm kissing a girl...That way the pepper spray doesn't get into my eyes.
I like how Movies will warn you "May not be suitable for all audiences". But what they really need is a "May not be suitable to watch with people who constantly ask questions about movies" rating.
Loyal chicks are crazy, annoying, jealous, psycho & obsessive. But they make the best girlfriends, so y'all gotta deal with it.
You ever wanted to post something but just didn't know what to say so you just didn't post anything 