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X Arkansas just passed a law allowing people to caring guns in church. If you need a gun in church, I don't even want to hear what you believe in for a God.
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Tuesday February 12, 2013 @ 10:01 AM
By "caring guns" I assume you mean "carry guns" and not guns with benevolent feelings. Why would you question the need for a gun in church? Do you question the need for a gun anywhere else? Are you under some illusion that churches are safe from crazed gunmen just because they're churches? Do you not know that there have been occasions where a person has walked into a church with a gun and started shooting? If you don't want to hear what people believe in for a God then you won't want to hear that Jesus believed in the legal, defensive use of personal weapons: "He said to them, ‘When I sent you out without a purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?’ They said, ‘No, not a thing.’ He said to them, ‘But now, the one who has a purse must take it, and likewise a bag. And the one who has no sword must sell his cloak and buy one. For I tell you, this scripture must be fulfilled in me, “And he was counted among the lawless”: and indeed what is written about me is being fulfilled.” They said, ‘Lord, look, here are two swords.’ He replied, ‘It is enough.’" (Luke 22:35-38) and in Exodus 22:2-3 God said "If the thief is found breaking in, and he is struck so that he dies, there shall be no guilt for his bloodshed. If the sun has risen on him, there shall be guilt for his bloodshed."
What do you want to hear, that being unarmed somehow makes you safer against an armed criminal? That "gun-free" zones aren't magnets for mass-shootings? Why should churches be any different than schools or malls or movie theaters or anywhere else that people gather?