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Sorry, quoting bible scriptures to me isnt going to convince me. I could quote "Stars Wars" or "Twilight" and it would be just as profound. 
Order a pizza from Papa Johns today NATIONWIDE-- they are making a donation to the families of the four fallen police officers in Lakewood (WA) - all pizzas sold on Tuesday, Dec. 8 and Wednesday, Dec. 9. ALL proceeds to a trust for their nine children
"going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"
said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, TREE TEQUILA., floor
the Power of Grey Skull
celebrating Columbus Day by giving smallpox infested blankets to all the children who come to our door
filled with corn syrup, artificial ingredients and regret
in a constant state of Omphaloskepsis (look it up).
When caught with weed, never assume anything but the position...
chasing vodka with french fries
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
sometimes feels like I'm stuck at school in an episode of Peanuts where all I hear is "blah blah blah...blah blah...blah blah blah blah"
Many will come and go but I know the diffrence between a woman and a ho so if you text or call and you don't hear from me you know which one you must be:)
Cigarettes...because Skittles after sex just don't cut it!
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
just watched the A-team. It was really good. I like the part when stuff blew up.
Artist makes portrait of Rachael Ray using Cheetos. Unfortunately, a ravenous Oprah devoured the entire thing while visiting the set.
trying to remember the thing I was suppose to remind myself about, but I can't remember where I put my sticky notes.. DAMNIT !!!
...Kim Kardash begs fan NOT 2 get surgery 2 look like her. Kim's right. Someone in porn shoulda begged Heidi Montag not 2 look like one of THEM! 