Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Obama re-election: Beyond 'Hope' and 'Change' ... Now its 'Poverty and Debt'........

   Is it just me...., or does "Ebola" sound kind of like "Obama?"

   Religion is only for frightening children to obey old people.

   Father's Day is the most confusing day in the Ghetto !!!

   Licking pu$sy is like playing with the mafia: one wrong move and your in deep sh*t.

   Dear Leviticus 19:27,..........Nobody cares.

   Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics? Good times......

   Global Warming my half frozen ass!

   What's more unattractive to me than a woman who smokes? One who destroys her body with countless tattoos and piercings. Seriously, just stop. It's not sexy.

   Santa is a Democrat: 1. He sits on his butt all year long. 2. He has other people do all the hard work. 3. He then takes credit for giving away all the free stuff they made.

   Sarah Palin should also blame Obama for her daughter getting pregnant *sarcasm * Well her daughter is harder to pull out of than Iraq.

   wonders if that Luge sled was designed by Toyota.

   Congratulations to Michael Jackson on 4 years of sobriety!

   R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"

   making a career of this.

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   back to the future

   I hate it when people don't let me sleep, especially when I'm driving

   I filled up my car and it showed up on my credit report.

   DAMN!! Obamaphones sure are getting one serious workout these last two nights in Ferguson!!