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On her knees with a nice scalp of hair is how I like seeing your girlfriend while you're away at work. 
Sorry to the USA womens hockey team...SO sorry for being so awesome!
I just went to print out last nights Powerball numbers to see if I won.... and it printed me a coupon for ramen noodles.
How the heck can people get so excited over a game that can end in a tie? Is it gratifying when you're kissing your sister as well?
I accidentally stepped on this kid at the store all was well till I learnt his parents were called Lafonzo and Shaniqua
Xmas idea: let your child watch Chucky, then explain Elf on the Shelf
"I was Country, when Country wasn't cool." Newsflash. It still isn't.
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is closing this February 29th-31st in observance of the Bowling Green Massacre Memorial service. Please take note.
Wanting to watch OANN for the truth is like eating donuts for weight loss.
Taking the dog to the vet see you in $300
If you're going to slow down on the freeway whenever you see a cop, try not having the "I have a heroin condom in my butt" look on your face
Ever wonder why the side of the car says" to protect and serve"????? Protect the donuts and serve the coffee................
Yes,, I'm just posting for the sake of posting.. I'm sorry that my posts aren't curing cancer like yours are.
Newt Gingrich bows out of Presidential race to focus on being the world's largest high-fructose corn syrup storage silo.
May the 4th be with you. To celebrate I just put a C-3PO action figure in my bum.
So if a naked chick does a full split on the ground should you consult the 5 second rule on whether you should eat it or not?
We have a very small hen house door,,,So you've probably guessed already...Sorry,, no fat chicks
I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.
Girls who are shaped like hot pockets have no business taking full body pictures.
Only users lose drugs! 