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I wish there were no women football announcers. Isn't there a badminton channel they can get a gig with? 
Secret Service laptop with highly sensitive information on it has been stolen, Kellyanne Conway blames her microwave.
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin gives Devin Nunes an 'attaboy.'
I love sitting with her at night, holding hands, imagining life without her.
A good and funny punishment for any man who hits a woman is to be thrown in a cage full of hungry lionesses. Those b itches don't play.
If you're undecided...vote for the one that held the most babies...
if Big Foot's actually existed don't you think someone would've found a skeleton by now??
We have 187 friends in common and I still have no idea who you are...
Oh crap... you said laser tag? I thought it was taser tag. Well hopefully that kid wakes up soon... sorry about that.
im gonna be late for work tomorrow!!! if they ask why I'm late.. I'll tell them... last night I realized that my family was a priority. so I woke up them up and we chilled.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.
My wife said I have to stop watching Chopped after I packed our son's lunchbox with wild ostrich, candy corn, avocado & rainbow chard.
So what your saying Chick-Fil-A, you will not be sponsoring Men's Olympic Racewalking.
There's a difference between leaving her unsatisfied and hungry for more.
apparently just having one of those days....tonight is definitely going to be sponsored by Coors light!!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel
I asked her out and she said yes, but sadly I ended up going on a date with her expectations.
Do I look fat in this? Could you just shut up while I'm having sex with you.
I don't want a girlfriend because the only thing worse than being lonely is sharing food.
"Oh, you're gonna eat the peach cobbler first??,, huh fatty??,,,,, You sicken me." - Mean Cuisine
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