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   messageicon that studies are showing that you can be obese & fit at the same time. Yep, that's me!
←Rate | 10-04-2010 09:53 by JackieM Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm off to hit the treadmill. If it doesn't break or hit me back, I may even walk or run on it.
←Rate | 10-04-2010 19:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them.
←Rate | 10-05-2010 15:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 21:02 by z Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you ever get that feeling someones watching you?.... good it's about time you realized it, ive been starring at you through this window for 3 hrs, and this treebranch is killin me!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 17:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to play co-ed naked twister with a couple hot chicks.
←Rate | 04-23-2009 17:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs some magic dust to sprinkle over my problems to make them disappear... like a wizard. or a crack addict...
←Rate | 04-24-2009 16:35 by Lexi | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything in life is temporary, the happiness and the sorrows, so live your life to the fullest everyday.
←Rate | 05-25-2009 15:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's heard about the fountain of youth, he would much prefer there be a fountain of smart.
←Rate | 06-19-2009 03:11 by Ron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not Fat! Just value-sized!
←Rate | 07-13-2009 16:15 by Alex R. | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 23:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on a true story
←Rate | 07-16-2009 12:43 by Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon for the next 20 minutes the universe revolves around me. Everybody else should step aside. TIA
←Rate | 08-27-2009 13:29 by Jamie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon This account has been removed indefinitly for violations of our rules and regulations. If you see this user with a different account please inform our staff.
←Rate | 09-17-2009 12:30 by Psymon | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people's noses and feet are built backwards. Their feet smell and their noses run.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever wish you can transport people that annoy you on an island where they are forced to fight to the end & it's all filmed live for your enjoyment? New reality show pitch...what do you think?
←Rate | 04-25-2010 00:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon all that, a bag of chips, *and* salsa. *AND* queso.
←Rate | 04-27-2010 17:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..is already missing her time in Palermo. They had sunshine and sexy women. What does the U.K. haue? A week of summer and Susan Boyle.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:16 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the end nobody loses, but there's me laughing at you.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 17:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks they should have Extreme Bejeweled Blitz Tournaments on the OCHO
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:02 by Tracy Comments (0)  



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