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that studies are showing that you can be obese & fit at the same time. Yep, that's me! 
I'm off to hit the treadmill. If it doesn't break or hit me back, I may even walk or run on it.
If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them.
I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
do you ever get that feeling someones watching you?.... good it's about time you realized it, ive been starring at you through this window for 3 hrs, and this treebranch is killin me!
wants to play co-ed naked twister with a couple hot chicks.
needs some magic dust to sprinkle over my problems to make them disappear... like a wizard. or a crack addict...
Everything in life is temporary, the happiness and the sorrows, so live your life to the fullest everyday.
's heard about the fountain of youth, he would much prefer there be a fountain of smart.
Not Fat! Just value-sized!
if things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Based on a true story
for the next 20 minutes the universe revolves around me. Everybody else should step aside. TIA
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Some people's noses and feet are built backwards. Their feet smell and their noses run.
Do you ever wish you can transport people that annoy you on an island where they are forced to fight to the end & it's all filmed live for your enjoyment? New reality show pitch...what do you think?
all that, a bag of chips, *and* salsa. *AND* queso.
..is already missing her time in Palermo. They had sunshine and sexy women. What does the U.K. haue? A week of summer and Susan Boyle.
at the end nobody loses, but there's me laughing at you.
Thinks they should have Extreme Bejeweled Blitz Tournaments on the OCHO 