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   messageicon I don't understand why people are so amazed when I say that my grandfather survived Auschwitz. I mean, most German officers did.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 16:43 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!
←Rate | 03-03-2014 19:46 by sully Comments (5)  


   messageicon what if "Gangnam Style" is just giant rain dance and brought hurricane Sandy upon America?
←Rate | 11-01-2012 04:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens when a community organizer plays with the big boys? Warmonger to Putin's toy in one day.
←Rate | 09-10-2013 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "False information" spelled backwards is "False information"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon At 11:11 AM and PM today. It will be 11-11-11 11 11 and that doesn't mean sh!t. Carry on with your day folks.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 11:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy rule #1257687895 : You so lazy you didn't complete reading the number!
←Rate | 10-04-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 05:54 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Obamacare and Obama's NCAA bracket have in common? They are both busted.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 09:12 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Mondays & Tuesdays, even the week says W,T,F...!!
←Rate | 09-01-2009 07:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4-1 Germany over England LOL....guess "YOUR" sport has passed you by...
←Rate | 06-27-2010 12:16 Comments (5)  


   messageicon adopted a white dog the other day and named him Stains. Now I can yell "Come Stains, Come Stains" out my front door!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 00:31 by ** Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 03:30 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH) (LA)²
←Rate | 03-22-2010 13:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realized why Obama raised tobacco taxes to exponential levels. It's pure profit from all his supporters continually blowing smoke up his a$$.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 10:11 by Mondays Press Comments (0)  


   messageicon beta testing your mom.
←Rate | 03-19-2008 08:53 by Tantru42069 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama quit smoking for his health? Dude the diseases you catch from screwing the entire country is gunna kill you first
←Rate | 10-08-2011 01:54 by stuklikechuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The streets are jam packed full of cars this morning... that speech last night must of created a ton of jobs...get real people
←Rate | 09-09-2011 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 17:27 by Jason Biaza Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a BJ.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:14 by BOO Comments (0)  



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