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NASA has confirmed that on December 21, late afternoon, the sky will go very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night". 
VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
thinks Obama could help solve the Toyota crisis by raising the federal speed limit to 120 mph
since Obama is trying to get rid of Guantomino bay, we will now be sending captured terrorists on Carnival Cruises
Now I lay her down to eat, I pray her pus*y don't smell like feet. But if it smells to bad to lick, I pray she's good at sucking di*k. Amen
thinks people with parkinsons just have a good song stuck in their head
ended her relationship with Kanye West...
what you need!
So I got an special announcement to share with you all. I am running for president!!! Like we can't screw up this country enough. #gary2024
Hurricane Watch for south Texas, blame it on George W. Bush....
If you're a man over 65 and like to jog, remember to tuck your nuts in your sock before you leave the house....Old Jogger Rule #34.
Want to fight? Stick your head up your butt and fight for air.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
sometimes I wake up Grumpy but I generally just let her sleep!
٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ YIPPEE!!
What's the best thing about dating a fat b!tch? You can leave the toilet seat up and they don't notice.
WANTED: A single girl who can cook, love and has a good Job. Must have a house and a car. Please send me pictures of your HOUSE and CAR.
She wanted to do it doggy style so I sniffed her ass, humped her leg and bit her on the face.
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You say, 'I think its soo cool when your EX becomes an XXL' What if it's caused by anxiety of losing you and missing you? 