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Use this form for submissions only. Viola"No more Foreign Aid until every American is fed, clothed and has a home" I would vote for any man or woman that promised that...wouldn't care what color, religion or who he/she slept with....PERIOD!! 
You simply have not lived until your dad's sperm fertilizes your mother's egg.
so Oprah's last show was today... what are her minions going to do now that she is gone from tv? there are housewives in KY who need someone to tell them what books to read and what Scientology is doing to Tom Cruise.
I don't mean to be mean but leggings on that old dear....that wasn't a camel toe,it was a moose hoof!!!...
If someone tells you they don't like bacon, you should just stop talking to them. No one needs that kind of negativity in their lives.
Ladies, if you suspect your man of cheating and you know where the "mystery" woman lives... drive by the house and if the WiFi connects you have your answer.
note to self for next Christmas..... don't leave deer jerky out for Santa - cookies are a better choice...
Don't piss on my boots and tell me it's raining
pissed when I wake up in the morning and dont feel like P.Diddy.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says~~ "Oh Crap, She's up!"
Damn!!!...If you gonna be two faced, girl, at least make one of them look pretty...!!!!!
DVD is to VHS as facebook is to myspace
wishes he was in Tijuana, eating BBQ'd iguana.
Congratulations! You're not illiterate
Dear radio stations. I appreciate that you waited until after Thanksgiving to start in with the Christmas music... but could you tone it down a little bit? You're gonna kill it for me if it goes on like this for a month. Thank you
Someone should help Rihanna. She likes rude boys, loves being lied to, thinks she's the only girl in the world & has forgotten her name
guy from arkansas said "they need to find out what is going on with the birds we dont need dead birds flying around" and you might be a dumass
Vagiinas are like the weather if its raining and wet, Its time to go inside!
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin. They hatin!
I heard it's pretty hard to get a medical marijuana card. I'll be right back, I'm gonna go jump off my roof! 