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   messageicon what does having kids and having tattoo have in common? ever idiot thinks they are special for having one
←Rate | 11-02-2015 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Hillary Rodham Clinton
←Rate | 12-20-2015 23:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Nelson Mandela, your 'I have a dream' speech touched me - Paris Hilton
←Rate | 12-06-2013 08:02 by @ngwanevic Comments (0)  


   messageicon my wife gets all excited when Colonel Angus comes over
←Rate | 01-13-2014 13:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gay
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear knit hats because its cold outside, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay
←Rate | 09-20-2011 16:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 18:33 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your a Packer fan when you consider your season a success by beating the 'Bears' and not by rings on your fingers
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:06 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, "This year we should try Greece." His partner looks up and ask him. "Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"
←Rate | 10-16-2012 09:44 by M2k10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Titties without nipples would be pointless!!
←Rate | 10-27-2012 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just met you and this is crazy but I wanna see your titts show me maybe?
←Rate | 07-18-2012 00:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the show is called America's Got Talent, how come Howie Mandel is hosting it?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 17:38 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon ♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫Sorry iv forgot the words :o)
←Rate | 01-23-2011 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We made Gingerbread Man cookies today, and I'm still laughing. My kids were acting out Shrek with them, and one was Lord Farquad: "I'm not the monster, you are! Now tell me where are the others!" The other was the GBM: "Eat Me!" Christmas with kids = win
←Rate | 12-19-2009 19:01 by F Comments (0)  


   messageicon life is too short to date ugly men!!!
←Rate | 03-24-2010 17:10 by juju Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Lord works in mysterious ways...like when he sent that alligator to drag the toddler off, right in front of his horrified parents. It's all part of His wonderful, divine plan! How mysterious.... Amen!
←Rate | 06-15-2016 13:42 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Liberal = hypocrite. YOU: must do as I say ME: must do what feels good
←Rate | 08-09-2011 03:42 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I slipped and fell on some black ice this morning.. at least I think it was black ice cause it didn't pay child support for its 7 kids by 6 baby mamas
←Rate | 02-18-2014 08:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon poor Gary Coleman...he lived such a short life.
←Rate | 05-29-2010 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man that Game of Thrones is a much better fictional novel series than the Bible ever is.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 18:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  



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