Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Anyone else put snowballs in the freezer in anticipation of a snowball fight you don't plan on losing?

   anyone on Myspace anymore? I wonder if Tom is on facebook....

   says welcome to Facebook... Your mortgage is past due.

   thinks you are so dull that even watching you choke on a knife would be boring.

   Thinks your haircut looked better before the 'cutting' part.

   a procrastinator... ehh i'll finish this post later

   the economy is soo bad that The Mafia is laying off judges...

   when you go to a Star Wars convention, the odds of getting a girl are good. But the goods are odd...

   the definition of Door: What my dog is perpetually on the wrong side of!

   never allowed his schooling to interfere with his education.

   Sometimes you think a thought and just when you think that thought was not worth thinking then you think about it and after have thought the thought over will never think it again.

   wondering what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag around.

   so hot that he needs someone to become a fan!!

   "Every leader that is willing to go forward has got to get used to getting wounded and scarred by those he's willing to live and die for."

   I pretend to work since they pretend to pay me...

   living in a van... down by the river.

   If your mind aint open,keep your mouth shut too

   Draft beer, not people.

   playing with a full deck.

   to belittle is to be little.