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And Jesus said to His disciples, "Follow me....on twitter."
Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages for them.
You never see a church with free WiFi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works..
"in another castle, sorry Mario."
Somebody needs to tell Ann Coulter that a shi!tload of makeup can't disguise her stupidity.
I'm thinking of writing in "Anti-Christ" for presidential candidate choice... Either way, my pick wins...
segregation will not end until they start putting #2 pencils in the same boxes as colored pencils.
sai Yes to weed, No to cigarettez.
*Phew* "Thank God I'm White" -Casey Anthony When She Read The Troy Davis Story
Nelson Mandela was in prison for 27 years, yet he tackled racism, poverty, inequality and still changed the world! WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE?
And you thought a female would be too emotional to be president?
Sex isn't sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, legs folding, lip biting, neck sucking, pillow biting, back scratching, etc.
Heard a song by Stevie Wonder on the radio. My wife said "I'd like to see Stevie". I replied "He would, too."
I was at my date's house and told her "I sure hope your couch pulls out, cause I don't."
Maybe Taylor Swift should try dating an Arab. It might not work out but at least he'll make sure she doesn't live to write another song.
Being strong-willed does NOT mean I am a b itch. It means I am in control of my life, stick to what I believe in and do NOT rely on anyone but myself.
I shot an Elephant in my pajamas.... How he got in my pajamas i'll never know.
Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
Whatta ya call Kellyann in 6 months? A waitress.... 