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at the crossroads of life and has taken the road less traveled........only because of my stupid "Tom-Tom" those GPS devises can be very irritating sometimes. 
advising to talk to the status.... the hand is not listening!!
I may be the girl of us two, but I think I've proven I've got way more balls.
i would punch you in the face. But you Don't even deserve that
Hates it when you are waiting at a red light for a long time with zero traffic then it changes to a flashing yellow.
With no natural predators the last hope for humanity is pinned on the Internet giving idiots just enough information to cleanse themselves from our gene-pool
Happiness is cruising in the fast lane, maybe just a smidge over the limit, and the cop car right behind you, that you hadn't noticed, turning his overheads on. . . and immediately crossing over the median to go after some poor slob going the other way:-)
Love,Live,Exist and be loyal. The rest is a piece of cake. You only live once so live your life right
saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
not doing what Simon says
It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
reading the dictionary; Ritardando; musical term meaning 'gradually slower'.
just made pretend I was being chased by murderers to see how long it would take me to open the door if it was really happening...yeah I woulda died
thinking that for the life of me, I will never understand why anyone would take the time to grow virtual celery in Farmville.
a nite with me is like giving a gun to a 6yr old...you don't know how its gonna end, but you know it's gonna make the papers!
I feel like I'm beeing internet stalked
I am fairly certain that the last thing to ever fail on my car is that god damn signal that warns me that I am not wearing my seatbelt.
Dreams touch your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.....Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline, All passengers on bed hug ur pillows, as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your flight…“Good 