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   messageicon Religious girls are easy, once I convince them I'm god
←Rate | 02-03-2010 20:01 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon
←Rate | 07-12-2013 23:40 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How to solve all the children crossing the southern border illegally, put all the registered sex offenders and pedifiles there to give them candy and greet them!
←Rate | 08-02-2014 02:44 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the defense of the sinners shall part like the red sea when he, the chosen one, drives his team to victory. Book Of Tebow 3:25
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes huge ( . )Y( . )
←Rate | 08-05-2009 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stepped on a corn flake, now I'm a cereal killer!
←Rate | 09-19-2010 04:32 by Manni Comments (0)  


   messageicon just taught my 4 year old son how to make stick people out of tampons
←Rate | 09-19-2010 17:31 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Some people want to do crazy things and green amphibians we just want to have good time! Some people go woo they go quack quack some people nothing and want nothing and arent free, some people want to burn the world with greed, we just want good time!
←Rate | 06-29-2010 00:10 Comments (2)  


   messageicon My friends keep saying that they wish there was a "dislike" button on Facebook. Personally, I would have a lot more fun with a "That's what she said" button
←Rate | 12-15-2010 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to be Oprah"s secret half sister!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 00:13 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
←Rate | 10-17-2009 15:14 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 word's boys hate the most "dont" and "stop"...lets put them together instead!
←Rate | 11-03-2009 15:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're single and unhappy, try being married!
←Rate | 11-27-2009 14:33 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves playing "who can use the least amount of toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll" game....
←Rate | 02-01-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Google Maps needs an "Avoid Ghetto" option.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 04:00 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon To reality check , sorry for not being up on Buick stock like you ... don't care .. as far as Tiger ..again ..don't care .. You take this crap seriously , don't you .. man , please go get laid !!!
←Rate | 04-15-2012 20:48 by I\'m bad ..really bad Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom said to me "Guess whose washing the dishes tonight?!"...I Soulja boyd her & said "YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Believing Ru$$ian disinformation over US intelligence makes you a commie lover and your grandfathers must be turning in their graves with shame.
←Rate | 12-08-2019 21:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they actually are not looking for your opinions. I know that now.
←Rate | 11-07-2017 11:52 Comments (0)  



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