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"AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football. 
wondering if night-time funeral processions drive with their lights off or what?
a recent survey has found that most men do not partake in doing Gym, Tan, Laundry (GTL) as ritual before going to an evening event/gala. Adversely, men are apt to remain active in an older tradition spanning many decades... Shave, Shower, Sh-it. (SSS)
its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, I think it's the bad one where I come to school with no pants on.
suffering from Dyslexia : Putting the cool in shcool.
an argument is a compromise between fighting and running away
's dad's bumper sticker says: I'm spending my kids inheritance...on her bail.
..5p from every voodoo doll she sells is going towards the Haitian quake relief. The Gordon Brown one is selling like hotcakes..
Life's a B****, but she throws one hell of a party
masticating in a crowded restaurant.
Today's Tip: Be kind to your fellow man....remember to courtesy flush.
wearing his traditional Irish none-derwear!
not Danny Phantom but if a girl says she is pregnant then he is going ghost
how can I possibly be expected to tolerate living with the gender that doesn't know a thing about the spread offense.
I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
These days a little bragging by saying, "I'm the bomb!!" might cause a stampede
I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the crayon box.
Just hanging out in Washington DC. Anybody need any government while I'm out here? 